Friday, February 24, 2006

March 1st Mixed Tape

okay, this blog isn't dead yet. I have plans, but this show looks really great (fyi, I don't ever say that to be all "I have something better to do," it's more like "I really, really wish I could go, but, sadly, I can't be in 2 places at once.")

MIXED TAPE

It's comedy gold.

Wednesday, March 1st @ 9:00 pm

Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (between 2nd and 3rd Streets)

Featuring:

Desiree Burch (SMUT)

Carolyn Castiglia (Laugh Factory)

Matt McCarthy (MAX)

Jenny Rubin (AOL Comedy)

Lianne Stokes (Gotham)

Baron Vaughn (Aspen Comedy Festival)

Becky Yamamoto (Brutal Honesty)

...and Tom McCaffrey (Shorties Watchin' Shorties, Premium Blend)

Hosted by Ophira Eisenberg (Premium Blend)

All that and a bag of chips* for $5.

*While supplies last. Supplies may be limited or non-existent.

Here's The Thing

Here's The Thing
Monday, February 27th
10 pm (Doors at 9:30)

Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction, www.mopitkins.com
34 Ave A btwn E 2nd & 3rd St

The show that dares to combine stand-up with comedy.

Featuring:

Aziz Ansari
Ari Voukydis
Walker and Cantrell
Alex Blagg
Julian McCullough

$5 advance, $7 at the door

Sayonara

This blog may be going bye-bye soon cause obviously my heart's not in it anymore. I'm just kinda focused on other things and feel like a supremo idiot when all I post are announcements that people send me. So we'll see, maybe a few more weeks unless I start going to more shows. There are plenty of other fabulous comedy blogs, most notably The Apiary, and all the comedians listed here. It's certainly been fun and I have enjoyed laughing with/at you all.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

The Hottest True Confessions You'll Ever Hear

IN THE FLESH EROTIC READING SERIES
TRUE SEX CONFESSIONS NIGHT
WEDNESDAY APRIL 19th at 8 PM
AT HAPPY ENDING LOUNGE, 302 BROOME STREET
(B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Bowery, F to Delancey, http://www.happyendinglounge.com)
Admission: Free
Happy Ending Lounge: 212-334-9676
http://inthefleshreadingseries.blogspot.com

In April, New York’s hottest personalities share their 100% true sex confessions. From bad sex to porn obsessions to prostitutes and more, they’ll make you cringe, laugh, and turn you on (maybe even all three at once!). Featuring comedian Dan Allen, blogger and novelist Jessica Cutler (The Washingtonienne), Dategirl columnist Judy McGuire, Columbia Spectator sex columnist Miriam Datskovsky, memoirist and editor Felicia Sullivan, and your host, Rachel Kramer Bussel.

In the Flesh is a monthly reading series hosted at the appropriately named Happy Ending Lounge, and features the city's best erotic writers sharing stories to get you hot and bothered, hosted and curated by Village Voice sex columnist and acclaimed erotic writer and editor Rachel Kramer Bussel. From erotic poetry to down and dirty smut, these authors get naked on the page and will make you lust after them and their words. Future themed nights include GLBT stories and erotic memoirs.

Reader Bios:

Dan Allen is a NYC-based comedian and writer. He has appeared on Comedy Central's Premium Blend and is a regular contributor for Us Weekly's Fashion Police. He is currently writing Kevin Bacon's biography in the sixth person.
http://taoofdan.com

Rachel Kramer Bussel is a New York City-based author and editor. She is Senior Editor at Penthouse Variations and a Contributing Editor and columnist for Penthouse and writes the Lusty Lady column for The Village Voice. Her erotic stories have appeared in over 50 anthologies, including Best American Erotica 2004, and she’s edited her own collections, including Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z 1 and 2. Rachel has also written for AVN, Bust, Metro, New York Post, Punk Planet, Time Out New York and Velvetpark. http://www.rachelkramerbussel.com

Jessica Cutler is best-known as the author of The Washingtonienne, both the blog and novel of the same name, which was published by Hyperion in 2005 and optioned by Sarah Jessica Parker for a television series for HBO. She iscurrently working on a second novel. http://www.jessicacutleronline.com

Miriam Datskovsky is a 21 year old writer and a junior at Barnard College, Columbia University, where she studies human rights and political science. Ms. Datskovsky is the Editorial Page Editor for the Columbia Daily Spectator, authors the newspaper's bi-weekly sex column, and speaks and writes about relationships. http://www.miriamdatskovsky.com

Columnist Judy McGuire has worked a number of very odd jobs in her life, including stints as an auto-parts delivery person, a heroin ethnographer, and managing editor of the well-known stoner journal, High Times. Ironically enough (to anyone whose known her for over a year), she writes "Dategirl," a sex & love advice column, for the Seattle Weekly. In addition to print, Ms. Judy has also worked in television, her latest gig being associate producer on a Court TV documentary about the murder of punk singer Mia Zapata, called Death of a Rising Star. Like everyone else and their mother, she has a blog: http://badadvice.typepad.com

Audacia Ray is a New Yorker, writer, sex worker rights advocate, alternative model, safer sex educator and intrepid pervert. Her writing has appeared in Everything You Know About Sex is Wrong, The SexHerald, and the forthcoming First-Timers: True Stories of Lesbian Awakening. She is executive editor of the Utne Independent Press Award winning $pread magazine, writes and edits porn site reviews at SugarClick.com, and was named #3 on Fleshbot's Top Ten Hotties of 2005. Audacia blogs and shows her boobs at WakingVixen.com.

A New-York based writer, Felicia Sullivan's work has been published in Swink, Post Road, Mississippi Review, Pindeldyboz, Publisher’s Weekly, and the anthology, Homewrecker An Atlas of Illicit Loves. Algonquin Books will publish her memoir in 2007. http://www.feliciasullivan.com

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Fired!

Found out about this from Fresh Yarn

Fired!

Fired!



All info below taken from the Fired! site

Fired!: Tales of the Canned, Cancelled, Downsized, and Dismissed

Gurwitch's popular Web site (www.firedbyannabellegurwitch.com) entices people to turn in their best tales of their worst firings; the cream of that crop is gathered in this star-studded collection of misery. The book is divided into chapters with titles like "The Job So Terrible You Can Only Hope to Be Fired" and "The Time You Deserved to Be Fired," but mostly it's just tales of horrible things happening to funny people.


Gurwitch's own piece - in which she's canned from her role in a play written and directed by an officious Woody Allen, who told her "You look retarded" - is par for the course, with its droll humor and dash of celebrity. Comedians Bill Maher, D.L. Hughley, Bob Saget and Andy Borowitz all get in their zingers, while Illeana Douglas composes a poem that ranges from getting fired as a coat check girl ("How is it / possible to be fired hanging coats? / I have arms. I know what coats are") to high farce with borderline psychotic filmmakers. The few noncelebrities invited to share their woes are generally less funny, though they tend to be more unpredictable, such as the ex-White House chef who provides a nice recipe for seared scallops. (Mar. 7)






NEW YORK, NY

Please join Annabelle, Martha McCully, Andy Borowitz and Brian Unger for the first book signing event!



Wednesday, March 1st,
1:00pm


Borders Books and Music

#566
100 Broadway


New York, NY 10005




Thursday, March 2nd
7:00 - 8:30pm


Makor / 92nd Street Y



35 W. 67th St.


New York, NY 10023




Fired! Tragically Comedic Tales

Tonya Pinkins, Andy Borowitz, Carl Capatorto, Martha McCully, Brian Unger, Fisher Stevens and Annabelle Gurwitch





What do many of the most talented writers and performers have in common? They�ve all been fired! Contributors to Fired! Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed, edited by actress and writer Annabelle Gurwitch (fired by her idol, Woody Allen), tell their hilarious-but-true stories of suffering at the hands of woeful managerial misjudgment.


Tickets are $12 in advance; $15 at the door.



Visit 92y.org for more information and tickets.


Fired! Two live shows at the Aspen Comedy Festival & a special sneak preview of the film


March 9 - 10

Screenings 12:15pm March 9th and 2:15 pm March 11th,
Staged readings at Belly Up: 4pm March 9th and 2pm March 10th
With Dana Gould, Paul F. Thompkins, Brian Unger and more...


For more information visit HBO Comedy Festival or USCAF.



Fired! goes to the South By Southest Film Festival


March 11 - 12

Signing and screening: signing at 3:30 pm and screening at 4:30 pm at Austin Convention Center.
Catch Illeana Douglas, Bob Odenkirk and David Cross appearing with Annabelle.



For more information visit South By Southwest .



LOS ANGELES, CA


Tuesday, March 21st
7:00pm


With Jeff Garlin,  Fresh Yarn.com's Hillary Carlip, Atlantic Magazine writer Lori Gottlieb and more!

7:00pm

Duttons Brentwood

11975 San Vincente

Los Angeles, CA 90049



Friday, March 31st 7:45pm

With: Upright Citizen's Brigade's Matt Walsh, Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants author Jill Soloway and author of Wet and Delicious, Mark Haskell Smith, Ditching Doctor Right author Elizabeth Warner and more!

7:45pm

Skylight books

1818 N. Vermont Avenue

Los Angeles, CA 90027




Fired Again! - May 3rd, 4th, 5th at 8pm, May 6th at 3pm, and May 7th at 4pm

With Mo Rocca, tv writer  Maxine Lapiduss (Ellen),  actress Jane Edith Wilson (Significant Others on Showtime),  Scott Carter (producer of Real Time with Bill Maher) tv producer Jonathan Groff ( former head writer  Conan O’brien), and more...

L.A. Theater Works


681 Venice Blvd.


Venice, CA 90291



Go to www.latheatreworks.com for tickets



ATLANTA, GA


Thursday, April 20th
7:00pm


Reading at Jimmy Carter Presidential Library

441 Freedom Parkway

Atlanta, Georgia 30307-1498





MIAMI BEACH, FL


Thursday, April 20th
7:00pm


Signing with contributor Joyce Beeber

April 24th 8:00pm

Books & Books

933 Lincoln Rd.

Miami Beach, FL 33140







CHICKS will make you GIGGLE tonight!

CHICKS AND GIGGLES
Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A
7:30 PM
FREE!
http://chicksandgiggles.blogspot.com

Hosted by Carolyn Castiglia

Irene Bremis (Stand Up New York)

Michelle Buteau (VH1)

Katina Corrao (Gotham)

Becky Donohue (Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn)

Rachel Feinstein (Premium Blend)

Jess Wood (BET)

Comedy is for Humans tomorrow

Josh and Baron Present
3 comics performing long sets in
COMEDY IS FOR HUMANS
Wed, Feb 22nd at 8pm
@ Mundial – 12 St between Ave A/B
For the low price of $5!!

Featuring the comedy of
Jacqueline Novak (Invite Them Up, Thursday, UCB School Night)
Jason Good (XM Radio, NYC Underground Comedy Festival)
Rachel Feinstein (Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Montreal Comedy Festival)

And hosted by Baron Vaughn and Josh Grosvent

www.comedyisforhumans.com

Monday, February 20, 2006

She looks like an egg, but she identifies as a cookie

San Francisco comedian Heather Gold is in New York this week baking chocolate chip cookies in her one-woman show!



"I Look Like An Egg, But I Identify As A Cookie"
by Heather Gold
Feb 21+22
Ars Nova
511 West 54th (west of 10th)
tix: www.smarttix.com 1.212.868.4444
tix also available at the theatre a half hour before the show
tix $15 - ON SALE NOW
Ars Nova was featured recently in the New York Times as one of the hot new Off-Broadway venues and has developed and presented great performers like Julia Sweeney, Sarah Silverman, Sandra Bernhard and Seth Rudetsky. Producer Jenny Wiener is also the brains and kishkas behind Jewcy which has been tummeling hipster NY.

Friday, February 17, 2006

A show I actually might attend

I actually want to go on Monday to Tell Your Friends - I haven't seen Jessi Klein perform since she moved away, and haven't seen Jon Friedman do standup in a while either. Sunday I'm playing "paint a comedian's apartment" in Brooklyn.

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 19th
"Liam Does A Half-Hour"
at Mo Pitkins
34 Ave. A, off of E. 3rd St.
Take the F train to 2nd Ave.
7:00pm - $5.00

Liam McEneaney headlines this show, doing a half-hour. His friends The Domestics will be the house band, and his opening acts include Baron Vaughn (who will be heading to the Aspen Comedy Festival) and Rob Paravonian (from Comedy Central's "Premium Blend." Normally, he's a touring headliner, but tonight he's opening for me. NICE!)

AND OF COURSE...

FEBRUARY 20th
"Tell Your Friends!"
at The Lolita Bar
266 Broome St., off of Allen St.
Take the F train to Delancey St.
8:00pm - FREE SHOW

WITH YOUR MC - Baron Vaughn

AND:
Jessi Klein
has been seen on Comedy Central's "Premium Blend," and VH1's "Best Week Ever," was Rolling Stone's "Hot Comic" for 2005, and is a writer/correspondant for Comedy Central's "The Showbiz Show w/ David Spade"

Liam McEneaney
has been seen on Comedy Central's "Premium Blend," and VH1's "Best Week Ever," and a writer for "Friday Night w/ Greg Giraldo"

Kristen Schaal
was called "The Funniest Comedian You've Never heard Of" by New York magazine, and is heading for the Aspen Comedy Festival

Jon Friedman
is the creator/host of the very popular "Rejection Show." Somehow, he knows all these New Yorker cartoonists

Ann Carr
is a character comedienne and a regular member of "The Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There Is A Game" show

Tony Sam
He comes from Chicago - just like last week's snowstorm!

AND OF COURSE, OUR HOUSE BAND - A Brief View of the Hudson

Pro Shop this Sunday

The Brooklyn Comedy Company invites you out to the BEST free stand-up Show in NYC. The Pro Shop features top name comedians in a nice intimate setting. This weeks show is SPECTACULAR.

The Pro Shop
@Sin Sin - 245 5th Street (Corner of 2nd Avenue and 5th Street)
Seating @8:45
No Cover - 1 Drink Minimum

This sunday, The Pro Shop - Hosted By Michelle Buteau (Comedy Central's Premium Blend)

Laurie Kilmartin (Tough Crowd with Colin Quin, Late night with Adam Carolla)

Eric Kirchberger (Comedy Centrals Premium Blend)

Elon James White (Stand-Up Series "Hey Mon!")

Joe DeVito (SuperSize ME)

Baron Vaughn (Aspen Comedy Festival 2006)

Rob Cantrell (Last Comic Standing)

Not comedy but indulge me anyway

And in April (the 19th), a real, live comedian, Dan Allen, is telling a true sex confession!

IN THE FLESH EROTIC READING SERIES
WEDNESDAY MARCH 15 at 8 PM
AT HAPPY ENDING LOUNGE, 302 BROOME STREET
(B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Bowery, F to Delancey, http://www.happyendinglounge.com)
Admission: Free
Happy Ending Lounge: 212-334-9676
http://inthefleshreadingseries.blogspot.com

In March, In The Flesh features several of today’s most prominent erotic writers. Laura Antoniou is beloved by the BDSM community for her ongoing Marketplace series, as well as her diverse erotic fiction and kink-oriented lectures. Debra Hyde runs the blog Pursed Lips (pursedlips.com) and has contributed to numerous anthologies, including Leather, Lace and Lust and Best Lesbian Erotica 2006. Maxim Jakubowski, who’s edited 13 volumes of The Mammoth Book of Erotica series and written numerous erotic novels, makes a rare appearance from his home in London. Host Rachel Kramer Bussel will read her story, “Taking It All,” from the new anthology Aqua Erotica 2.

In the Flesh is a monthly reading series hosted at the appropriately named Happy Ending Lounge, and features the city's best erotic writers sharing stories to get you hot and bothered, hosted and curated by Village Voice sex columnist and acclaimed erotic writer and editor Rachel Kramer Bussel. From erotic poetry to down and dirty smut, these authors get naked on the page and will make you lust after them and their words. Future themed nights include true confessions, GLBT stories and erotic memoirs.

Reader Bios:

Laura Antoniou has been writing erotica for over 20 years. In addition to the Marketplace series (The Marketplace, The Slave, The Trainer, The Academy, and The Reunion), she has also authored The Catalyst and Other Tales and edited three Leatherwomen anthologies. Antoniou has also contributed to numerous collections, including Writing Below the Belt: Conversations with Erotic Authors and The Burning Pen: Sex Writers on Sex Writing. Her notorious 1995 essay, “Unsafe at Any Speed, or, Safe, Sane and Consensual, My Fanny,” was first presented at the University of Washington, and she has also been a featured speaker at Columbia University, Rutgers University, the New School, and New York University as well as at s/m and leather conferences. http://www.iron-rose.com/marketplace

Rachel Kramer Bussel is a New York City-based author and editor. She is Senior Editor at Penthouse Variations and a Contributing Editor and columnist for Penthouse and writes the Lusty Lady column for The Village Voice. Her erotic stories have appeared in over 50 anthologies, including Best American Erotica 2004, and she’s edited her own collections, including Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z 1 and 2. Rachel has also written for AVN, Bust, Metro, New York Post, Punk Planet, Time Out New York and Velvetpark. http://www.rachelkramerbussel.com

Debra Hyde writes across orientation and tastes when she concocts her many
erotic tales. Her work has appeared in a good three dozen anthologies, most
recently in Aqua Erotica 2, Best Lesbian Erotica 2006, and Out of Control:
Hot, Trashy, Man-on-man Erotica and the extensive nonfiction collection
Everything You Know About Sex Is Wrong : The Disinformation Guide to the
Extremes of Human Sexuality (and everything in between). Debra keeps the
long-running weblog, Pursed Lips, and produces the newly launched podcast,
Pursed Lips, Speaking, where she explores the intersection between sex and
Culture—and tells the occasional, real-life dirty story. http://www.pursedlips.com

Maxim Jakubowski is a British writer and editor of the bestselling
Mammoth Books of Erotica series, which has now reached 13 volumes. He lives in
London and this will be only his 3rd ever reading in the USA. His recent books include
Life in the World of Women, Kiss Me Sadly, The State of Montana and Skin In Darkness,
which have all been reissued in recent months in America. Appearing soon are his collection
of stories Fools for Lust, his round-robin erotic novel American Casanova and, in the fall,
his latest novel Confessions of a Romantic Pornographer. He has been called by no less
than The Times ‘The King of the Erotic Thriller.’

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Lord Carrett

I honestly have no idea who this guy is but you can check out his site and such.

LA-based rockabilly comedian Lord Carrett -- called "A cross between Sid Caesar and Sid Vicious" -- appears in New York for two nights only.

Friday Feb. 17 in Brooklyn at the Lucky Cat
245 Grand Street between Driggs & Roebling (718-782-0437)
Appearing with Jenisfamous.com and burlesque bombshell Nasty Canasta
9pm - $10

Saturday Feb. 18 in Manhattan at CB's Gallery
313 Bowery between 1st/2nd Sts
Appearing with comics Bruce Cherry of Air America Radio and Jenisfamous.com, burlesque bombshell Nasty Canasta, musical comedian Schaffer the Darklord and band The Cucumbers.
9pm - $12 on TicketWeb.com, $15 at the door (18+ with ID)

Links:
http://www.jenisfamous.com
http://www.lordoflaughs.com
http://www.nastycanasta.com

Twin Killing, Monday February 20th

Monday, February 20, 2006
Twin Killing
Swift
34 E. 4th Street (between Bowery and Lafayette)
NYC
8:30 pm
FREE

Hosted by Matt Goldich (Comedy Central's Premium Blend) and Chris Jurek (Comedy Central's Laugh Riots)

This month's lineup:

Adam Lowitt (The Daily Show)
John Mulaney (I Love the 30s)
Jackie Novak (UCB Theatre)
Jeff Sussman (Improv Comedy Club)

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Thursday is tomorrow!

Reggie Watts - this guy is the hottest thing in music since PAUL ANKA!
- http://www.reggiewatts.com/

Adam Wade- he's adorable and a genius, an adorable genius! -
http://adamwade.com/

Mike Lavoie - a THURSDAY first timer and a talent of unquestionable
magnitude! - http://mikelavoie.com/

Dan Allen - a very smart and very funny person with things to say about
things! - http://taoofdan.com/

Chelsea Peretti - whoa! she's the one who makes things happen. a
THURSDAY fave! - http://chelseaperetti.com

INFO:

THURSDAYS w/ Nick and John
Rififi (cinema classics)
332 e11th st btwn 1st and 2nd aves
Thursday, February 16th, 8pm
1 drink minimum

also, john is presently opening for Mike Birbiglia's Medium Man on
Campus Tour, sponsored by Comedy Central. Tell your friends and check
out the website for more info:
http://mediummanoncampus.com/

Long live Bob and Todd and H2KP

For the TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY of How to Kick People, Bob & Todd decided
to do something their audiences have been demanding since the very
first H2KP show. That's why, on February 22nd, Bob Powers & Todd Levin
will DIE.

You are invited to attend the funeral of Bob & Todd – an evening filled
with sincere-sounding eulogies, posthumous backstabbing, and shocking
revelations.

And it will all presented by some of the people who have been closest
to this show over the years, including:

Chris Regan
(4-time Emmy-Winning writer for The Daily Show)

Andres du Bouchet
(host, Giant Tuesday Night; voted one of TimeOut NY's favorite comics
of 2004)

Mike Albo
(author of The Underminer)

Dan Cronin
(writer for Late Night with Conan O'Brien)

Lisa Whiteman
(photographer, lisawhitemanlens.com; the official photographic
archivist of H2KP)

Josh Comers
(extraordinary comedian, writer, neurotic; and one of The H2KP Players)

Plus other mournful surprises. This is gonna be a weird one.

HOW TO KICK PEOPLE: BOB & TODD ARE DEAD
Wednesday, February 22nd, at 7:30pm
Mo Pitkin's House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (between 2nd & 3rd Streets)
advance tickets available through TICKETWEB
for more details: www.howtokickpeople.com

**APPROPRIATE FUNERAL ATTIRE RECOMMENDED**

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

"You're Welcome" comedy show tomorrow

February 15
The Laugh Factory @ 9pm
42nd St at 8th Ave - upstairs
No Cover, 2 drink min

Hosted by Baron Vaughn

Featuring...
Michelle Buteau
Jordan Carlos
Larry Bailey
Elon James White
Liz Miele
Josh Grosvent
Roger Hailes
Jacqueline Novak
Ray Rivera
and Victor Varnado

Monday, February 13, 2006

See Victor Varnado this week

And add him on MySpace too.

Victor Varnado
www.bestalbino.com
Wednesday 15 FRI
THE LAUGH FACTORY
9:00 pm
42nd Street and 8th
NYC - A showcase for the creators of DEF Comedy Jam. FREE so come see it!

February 17 FRI
DILLON's
9:00 pm
54th Street and 8th
NYC - Great comedy and longer sets. Go!

February 18 SAT
FLYING BLIND
11:00 pm
The PIT
154 W. 29th Street
NYC - An improvised stand up comedy show that will KICK YOUR ASS!

Friday, February 10, 2006

Wieners tonight in Doody Calls!


More Wiener Philharmonic
Originally uploaded by rkb1.
The Wiener Philharmonic returns with "Doody Calls," an original new sketch comedy show every Friday in February at The PIT!  The New York Times calls The Wiener Philharmonic "A delightfully sophomoric young comedy troupe."  "Doody Calls" is written and directed by Jon Friedman (ECNY Best Writer, The Rejection Show.)

"Doody Calls" is a grouping of sketches, scenes, and short films portraying everyday situations that cause anxiety, stress, and awkwardness and attacks them with hilarious absurdity.

-Jon Friedman speaking about "DOODY CALLS"  
"I wrote most of this show based on my own awkward feelings and anxieties I'd get from working in a restaurant, working in an office and needing to answer and make phone calls as an executive assistant, and having to use a public restroom.  It's fun."

The Wiener Philharmonic is:
Julia Langbein, Lang Fisher, Gabe Liedman, Jenny Slate, Mike Barry and Toby Lawless

"DOODY CALLS"
The Peoples Improv Theater
154 W. 29th Street (6th and 7th Ave)
February 3, 10, 17, 24 @ 8PM
Performed by The Wiener Philharmonic
Written and Directed by Jon Friedman
Produced by Jon Friedman, Sara Schaefer and The Wiener Philharmonic
Tickets - $8
212-563-7488
2,3,9,B,D,F,V,N,Q,R,W,A,C,E to 34th St.
www.thepit-nyc.com
www.tremendousrabbit.com/
www.wienerphilharmonic.com/

Yes, you must grow up, but no one ever mentions that you
also need to lapse back into adolescence every once in a
while. The good folks at the Wiener Philharmonic offer a
brief sophomoric jaunt that's guilt-free and fun.
-FLAVORPILL

What says "I heart you" better than fake pig's blood?

From my fellow Valentine's Day performer Carolyn Castiglia:

*I will be singing a new song in Dutch, possibly wearing a prom dress, possibly covered in pig's blood. Not real pig's blood. Has anybody seen Carrie? I might just be doing a dance from First Wives Club. Either way, it will be worth watching.*

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 14TH @ 8 PM
GENIUSES OF LOVE
Tony Carnevale and Backy Yamamoto bring you comedy hijinx from Rachel Kramer Bussel, Chelsea Peretti, Patrick Borelli, Lang Fisher, Michelle Collins, Carolyn K. Castiglia, Alan Fessenden, Joe Randazzo, Frank Philbrick, Mike Barry, Gabe Liedman, sketch group A Week of Kindness, and the band Ladystein.
Galapagos Art Space - 70 N. 6th Street - between Kent and Wythe - Williamsburg

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Feb 15: Smut and Free Drinks Upstairs/Downstairs

Yes, a rare self-promotional non-comedy show - goodness knows I've been to probably hundreds (or at least 100) comedy shows, so come hear some smut!

Nip downstairs for free drinks (see below, you have to RSVP) and Playgirl magazines, then run upstairs and hear steamy stories at my reading series! You should totally join the Happy Ending mailing list too via their site to find out about cool parties and open bars.

IN THE FLESH EROTIC READING SERIES
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15 at 8 PM
AT HAPPY ENDING LOUNGE, 302 BROOME STREET
(B/D to Grand, J/M/Z to Bowery, F to Delancey, http://www.happyendinglounge.com)
Admission: Free
Happy Ending Lounge: 212-334-9676
http://inthefleshreadingseries.blogspot.com

Bask in the post-Valentine’s Day afterglow with the hottest, sexiest words in the city! February welcomes a stunning mix of performers, including M.J. Rose (Lip Service, The Delilah Complex), Carol Taylor (Wanderlust: Erotic Travel Tales, Brown Sugar series), Lauren Sanders (With or Without You, Kamikaze Lust), and two contributors to Wanderlust, Melvin E. Lewis and SékouWrites, along with a naughty tale from host Rachel Kramer Bussel. Copies of The Delilah Complex and Wanderlust will be given away throughout the evening along with a signed poster of The Delilah Complex. Free refreshments will be served.

In the Flesh is a monthly reading series hosted at the appropriately named Happy Ending Lounge, and features the city's best erotic writers sharing stories to get you hot and bothered, hosted and curated by Village Voice sex columnist and acclaimed erotic writer and editor Rachel Kramer Bussel. From erotic poetry to down and dirty smut, these authors get naked on the page and will make you lust after them and their words. Future themed nights include fetishes, true confessions, GLBT stories and erotic memoirs.

To celebrate Playgirl's March Travel issue, Happy Ending makes like an international flight and gets you drunk for free, courtesy of Alchemy infused vodka! With this issue's pictorials, you can vicariously join the mile-high club, watch an Egyptian sand job, speak the international wanguage of love, and win big in Vegas, baby!

Plus, amusement park sexcapades, the deets on British sex trends toothing and dogging, and sexy travel destinations. And what would a Playgirl party be without goody bags to ease the pain of the next day?

Cover photography by Sarah Small (Nerve.com).

Wednesday, February 15
Happy Ending
302 Broome Street
(between Forsyth and Eldridge streets)
www.happyendinglounge.com

Open bar courtesy of Alchemy vodka 8-10 pm

RSVP to Jill Sieracki at JSieracki@playgirlmag.com

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Monday's Sweet Paprika

From Allison Castillo

Hey guys -

This Monday Sweet Paprika is being taped for TV and we need to pack the house. So if you've been saying, hey maybe I'll check out Allison's show, next Monday would be the night to do it.

We're in a great new venue, that's comfy and has a friendly and wonderful staff. Plus which, we're funny and our comics are great!

Thanks and hope to see you! Allison

MAKE YOUR RESERVATION

AT sweetpaprikacomedy @ gmail.com NOW

SPACE IS LIMITED!

MONDAY, FEB 13TH

8-9PM HAPPY HOUR

(1/2 price well drinks = audience warm up)

9PM NYC TV TAPING

Come be a part of the taping and support these great comics:
Keith Price: Creator and host of the best room on the planet, Starlight Lounge
Josh Comers: Featured in a recent NY Times article about comedy in NYC
Sue Prekel: She's been to the Montreal Comedy Festival, that's in CANADA
Tom McCaffrey: You've seen him on Comedy Central's Premium Blend

And Allison and Ophira, spending the whole next week choosing their outfits!

Every Monday at 9PM
Sweet Paprika at D-Lounge
101 East 15th St. at Union Square East, Basement Level
$5, 2 drinks, endless laughs
http://www.sweetpaprika.com

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Variety Shac and other comedy shows tonight

Also tonight:

The Rejection Show at Mo Pitkin's at 8:30


Chicks and Giggles in the Sadies Lounge at Mo Pitkin's at 7:30PM.

Brutal Honesty at Otto's Shrunken Head at 8PM

Variety Shac with Chelsea Peretti, Andrea Rosen, Heather Lawless, Shonali Bhowmik at Galapagos at 8PM.

MCC (Finally) Has His Way (with Women) also at 8PM at Galapagos



Tonight in the BACK ROOM of GALAPAGOS (there is another show in the
front room- don't be confused).

VARIETY SHAC
Tuesday, Feb. 7, 8:30PM sharp @ Galapagos
70 North 6th St, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 718-782-5188, L train to
Bedford.

With:
Shonali Bhowmik
Heather Lawless
Andrea Rosen
Chelsea Peretti

and their guests:

Music: Ali Smith
Stand Up Comic: Val Kappa
Artstar: Cory Arcangel
Song Explosion: "At Least It's Pink" (Bridget Everett & Kenny Mellman)

And our newest short film "Bookclub" with special guest appearances by Fred Armisen and Andy Milonakis.

$5 suggested donation

*MARK YOUR CALENDARS NOW FOR MARCH 25TH, WHEN THE VARIETY SHAC WILL BE HEADLINING A SHOW UP IN OUR BELOVED WOODSTOCK. IT'S GOING TO BE AN AMAZING LINE-UP AND A KICK-ASS TIME FOR ALL VOYAGERS.*

Presenting: Andres du Bouchet


Presenting: Andres du Bouchet
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See for more info.

The evening will consist of an assortment of his original comedic monologues and sketches performed by himself along with a few of his talented friends. This special ninety minutes of hilarity will be presented at The Kraine Theater on Wednesday, March 1st at the Kraine Theater at 8:00 PM.

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Wednesday, March 1st



The Kraine Theater

85 East 4th Street (btwn 2nd & 3rd Aves.)

8:00 PM

Tickets available at 212.868.4444 or at
www.smarttix.com

Friday, February 03, 2006

Liam McEneaney shows February 6 and 19

From Liam McEneaney

Sunday, February 19th
"Liam Does A Half-Hour"
at Mo Pitkin's, which is at 34 Ave. A (the corner of E. 3rd St)
7:00pm - $5.00
No drink minimum.
Rob Paravonian and The Domestics will be opening.

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FEBRUARY 6th
"Tell Your Friends!"
at The Lolita Bar
266 Broome St., off of Allen St.
Take the F train to Delancey St.
8:00pm - FREE SHOW

WITH YOUR MC - Baron Vaughn
Baron is heading to the presitigious Aspen Comedy Festival next month

AND:
Tom Shillue
has been seen on his own Comedy Central Presents half-hour special, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, and The Daily Show, as well as many commercials.

Christian Finnegan
has been seen on his own Comedy Central Presents half-hour special, he's your favorite commentator on VH1's "Best Week Ever," he was Chad The White Guy on Chappelle's Show's "Mad Real World Sketch," and much more.

Liam McEneaney
from Comedy Central's "Premium Blend," "Best Week Ever," and a writer for "Friday Night w/ Greg Giraldo"

Todd Levin
did "Premium Blend," and is heading for the Aspen Comedy Festival. Sh*t's blowing up, yo!

Jay Nog
Teaches standup comedy to grade school kids

AND OUR MUSICAL GUEST:
The Domestics
Making their triumphant return to Tell Your Friends!, they once opened for Echo & The Bunnymen in Las Vegas

AND OF COURSE, OUR HOUSE BAND - A Brief View of the Hudson

Thursday, February 02, 2006

For a Good Cause

What:
Stand-up for Healthcare Access- New York City Free Clinic Comedy Show & Dinner Benefit

When:
Thursday, February 23rd, 6:30pm

With:
Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Gregg Rogell, Dwayne Perkins, Todd Lynn, Bobby Tisdale, Aziz Ansari, Nick Kroll, Chelsea Peretti, Claudia Cogan

Where: Rosenthal Pavilion at the Kimmel Center, 60 Washington Sq South

Why: The New York City Free Clinic (NYCFC), New York's only FREE comprehensive health clinic for the uninsured, is looking to increase funding to meet the overwhelming demand for services.

How much: $50, including dinner. Ticket information is available through NYU Ticket Central at (212) 998-4941 or by visiting www.med.nyu.edu/nycfreeclinic, starting February 3rd.

I'm going to Thursday for the Cheez-Its!

Nick and John have a very comfortable comedy show this week, we will be
eating Cheez-its. Please come and enjoy it with us:

jessi klein - she's replacing alan greenspan - www.kleintastic.com

chris jurek - he's dating alan greenspan.

ali waller - she is alan greenspan.

roger hailes - he's close friends with alan thicke -
www.rogerhailes.com

INFO:

THURSDAY
Thursdays, 8pm
Rififi (cinema classics)
332 E11th st apt 6b
1 drink minimum

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Post Super-Bowl music and comedy

Sunday, February 5, 2006

at Pianos (Lower East Side - Ludlow and Stanton)

The Banana Milkshake Project

presents:

Tigers and Monkeys (music)
Eugene Mirman (comedy)
The Netherlands (music)
Demetri Martin (comedy)
Aloke (music)


$12 admission.
This is a benefit for a film project!

The show starts at 10pm. Tigers and Monkeys will start it all out!!!
www.tigersandmonkeys.com
www.pianosnyc.com